You Know You Are A Cheerleader When.......

You have *several* different cheer shoes.
You have 10 different shades of trainer colour inserts.
You greet your friends with "hello" cheer you use before games.
If your voice by itself can dominate over a crowd!
When you can never have too many hair ribbons.
Last night's dream was about how you were going to put together a new formation.
Your mum tells you she is buying stock in sponge rollers.
You know that all pyramids were not built in Egypt.
You know that candlesticks & blades aren't made of metal.
You finally found that PERFECT shade of nail polish that matches your uniform - hey, it only took 3 months to find!
Every time a dance song comes on you break out in a routine!
When you always SMILE!! :)
You're always ready for more!
Every time you leave a game you always cant wait till the next one!!
You'll spend as long as possible fluffing your pom poms.
You go through dozens of books to find the perfect duffle bag that will fit all your cheer stuff.
You hear one little word and you think of 10,000 cheers to go with it....
You can never have to many pairs of pom pom's
Your screen name has the word "CHEER" in it!
When you know flying isn't just for the birds!
You can do a toe-touch without actually touching your toes.
Everything you do is to the counts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8......
All you do is sleep eat and cheer!
You know liberty has nothing to do with freedom!
You can build without a hammer and nails!
Flyers are not airline pilots!
All your friends are eating dinner while you're at practice!